Friday, 9 June 2017

OOOPS I Did It Again

Yesterday was hot as the fires of hell and your Queen got a bit sunburned eeek.  I do not usually lay out so long but I have this new rainfall thingy installed by the pool and it sprays a delicious spray of water every now and then all over my body.  Because it felt so good I did not notice how long I was laying there.  Time to get a sun cream that is waterproof I think.  That fucking tube was $37.50 so you see what happens when you buy cheap damn it!

Anyways, mail mouse came early because there is rain today.  The pool was not that dirty but it was fun bossing him around.  On either side of my house there are houses.  I made him strip and do it in the nude haha.  Was extra special because he gets to try out one of my new cock drip cages (see last post).  Most times I like locking it on myself but his tiny cock reminds me of a slug.  Just can not let that thing near me.  At one point while he was uncomfortably cleaning some water must have splashed on the cage and the fucking alarm started screaming haha.  So funny, especially when my neighbor yells from behind the fence, "Is everything ok over there?".  I thought mail mouse was going to drown himself with embarrassment.  Oh and got really burnt too.  Poor fool left feeling worked over.  He begged and begged me to remove the cage so his wife would not find it.  I told him I lost the key and he should wear it home until I find it HA.  Today I will text him and offer him a removal fee of $300.00.  I will let you know when he pays.

Have to go get my hair conditioned and trimmed today.  See you on the bitch side tools.

Miss Fortune Rules (all the fucking time)

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